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Radiogram writes, voices, and mixes a real ~10-minute FM broadcast about one person you love: DJ banter, a newscast about their life, commercials for their quirks, a call-in from a friend, and an original song that turns the whole room to mush.
Delivered in 7–10 days · Rush available · From $50
The Big 4-0 for Mikey
How it works
Fill out a short intake form: their hometown, hobbies, running jokes, the story they hope nobody tells. Ten minutes of typing, a lifetime of payoff.
Writers turn your answers into a full FM broadcast, DJ, newscast, commercials, traffic & weather, plus an original song written about their life.
A designed occasion card with your message inside and a QR code that plays the show, mailed for you, or delivered digitally for last-minute saves. The Radio Box tier adds a one-button speaker.
The room goes quiet, then laughs, then cries a little. The gift everyone talks about on the drive home, and replays for years.
The program
Every show is built like a real drive-time broadcast, scripted, voiced, and mixed by people who take silly things very seriously. Ten minutes, seven segments, one very surprised listener.
Every word is about them. No templates with a name pasted in.
A high-energy host who has clearly done their homework on the guest of honor.
A breaking bulletin covering their greatest achievements and lightly exaggerated legends.
Fake ads engineered from their quirks, their salad dressing loyalty, their garage empire, their group-chat typos.
Gridlock reported on the route to their favorite diner. Forecast: 100% chance of happy tears.
A friend “calls the station” with one perfect story. Add the Voicemails upgrade and real recordings from the whole family get mixed in like live callers.
An original, fully produced song about their life, in their favorite genre. This is the part everyone remembers.
The DJ drops the bit for thirty seconds and says the true thing. Bring tissues.
Don’t take our word for it
7:58Forty years of Mikey: a breaking-news exposé on the deck he started in 2019, a heartfelt commercial for the ribs that are always 'ten more minutes,' and a song about a man who has never once filled his gas tank above a quarter
After 34 years of teaching third grade, Mrs. Hendricks gets the send-off she deserves: a traffic report on the carpool lane she ruled with an iron clipboard, a call-in from a student she taught in 1994, and a song that made the whole gym cry.
Real customer shows shared with written permission · names & details changed on request
How it arrives
You were going to buy a card anyway. A Radiogram is the card, a designed occasion card with your message inside and a QR code that plays their show. Mailed for you, or delivered digitally when the party is tomorrow. From there, choose how big it gets.
Want a bigger show? Longer broadcast, family voicemails & a full-length song are add-ons on every tier.
Occasions
40, 50, 60, 75, the bigger the number, the better the material.
Start their show →34 years of service deserves more than a sheet cake in the break room.
Start their show →The story of how they met, reported live from the scene.
Start their show →The annual “what do we get them” scramble, permanently solved.
Start their show →Breaking news: local kid makes good. Sources say the family is proud.
Start their show →The best reason of all. No deadline, all feelings.
Start their show →The request line
Standard delivery is 7–10 days from the moment you submit the intake form. Need it faster? Rush production (72 hours) is available on every package for $59. Order early for big holidays, Mother's Day and Father's Day slots fill up.
Every script is written from scratch out of your intake answers, the hometown, the hobbies, the running jokes, the story about the lawnmower. The song is an original composition about their life in a genre they love. If the show could apply to anyone else, we've failed.
The intake form asks the right questions so you don't have to be a comedy writer, we just need raw material. You can also invite family and friends to contribute answers, and with the Voicemails upgrade they can literally phone stories in, we mix the recordings into the call-in segment.
Add the Voicemails upgrade to any tier. You get a simple recording guide to forward, what to say, how long, how to record it on any phone. Family and friends record voice memos, you upload them (during ordering or after), and we clean them up and mix them into the show like real drive-time callers.
A designed occasion card, birthday, retirement, anniversary, with your own message printed inside and a QR code that plays the show. It replaces the card you'd buy anyway. We mail it for you, or deliver it digitally for last-minute gifts. The Radio Box tier delivers the show preloaded on a Bluetooth speaker with one-button playback, no phone needed, and The Single is a budget-friendly custom song, delivered digitally.
Absolutely, the intake form has a “topics to avoid” field and we honor it religiously. The tone is a warm roast: the jokes come from love, and the sign-off is sincere. We want happy tears, not awkward silences.
Never without written permission. The demos on this site are either produced samples or real shows the customers explicitly agreed to share.
Every package includes at least one revision pass before the show “airs.” We'll fix a mispronounced hometown, swap a joke, or re-cut the song chorus until it lands.
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Ten minutes of intake form. Ten minutes of broadcast. A story they'll replay for the rest of their life.
From $50 · delivered in 7–10 days · rush available