Pricing

Pick how loud to say “you're famous now.”

Start with an original custom song, or go full broadcast, a produced show delivered as a designed occasion card with your words inside. The tiers decide how big the moment gets and what it lives on after the party.

Custom Song Production

The Single

$50$30

Launch Special

An original custom song about their life, the same song our full shows are built around, as its own gift. Studio-produced in their favorite genre, delivered digitally with a shareable dedication card.

Currently~10 daysdelivered by emailOrder today, arrives by about September 14.

✓An original custom song about their life (2–3 minutes)
✓Written from your stories, names, jokes, real details
✓Studio-produced in a genre they actually love
✓Digital dedication card with a QR code that plays it
✓Private listening page with MP3 download
✓Delivered by email, the perfect last-minute gift

Choose The Single

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The gift, reinvented

The Card

$200$150

Launch Special

The full produced show inside a designed occasion card, the card people already buy for these moments, except this one plays a radio station about them.

Currently~15 days(10 to make, 5 to post)Order today, arrives by about September 19.

✓~10-minute fully produced radio show
✓High-energy DJ, mock newscast, custom commercials
✓Traffic & weather packed with inside jokes
✓Original custom song about their life (2–3 minutes)
✓Call from the listener
✓Designed occasion card with a QR code that plays the show
✓Your own message, printed inside
✓Mailed for you, or delivered digitally for last-minute gifts
✓Private listening page, MP3 download
✓One revision pass before air

Choose The Card

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A radio built for one

The Radio Box

$259

The show arrives preloaded on a custom branded Bluetooth speaker. One button, no phone, their own station, out loud. It keeps working as an everyday speaker long after the party.

✓Everything in The Card, occasion card included
✓Branded Bluetooth speaker with the show preloaded
✓One-button playback, no phone required
✓Doubles as their everyday speaker afterwards
✓Priority production queue

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The whole office, on air

Teams & Corporate

Let's talkcustom quote

Retirements, farewells, launches, client gifts, a produced broadcast for the people your team actually likes. We wrangle the stories, the voicemails, and the shipping; you take the credit.

✓Retirements, send-offs, launches & client gifts
✓Multi-contributor intake, we collect the stories
✓Group voicemail recording, handled by us
✓Cards or speakers shipped wherever they're needed
✓Invoice & PO-friendly billing
✓A dedicated producer from kickoff to air

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Turn it up

Upgrade the broadcast itself.

The card or speaker is how the show arrives, these make the show bigger. Add them to any full-broadcast tier at checkout.

Extended broadcast

+$59

~15 minutes instead of ~10, an extra commercial break, a deeper newscast, more of everything people quote for years.

Voicemail montage

+$49

Your show already takes one call. This turns it into a whole segment: invite as many friends and family as you like, and we cut their voicemails into a run of callers with the DJ riffing between them. We send you a recording guide and an upload link to forward.

Rush production

Deadline in 72 hours? Add rush to any package for $59 at checkout. We've saved more than one forgotten anniversary.

Revisions included

You hear the show before they do. Every package includes revision passes, we fix names, jokes, and choruses until it lands.

Private by default

Shows live on an unlisted link only you control. We never share a show without written permission.

Buying for a team send-off or a big family event with multiple contributors? Message the studio, group shows and corporate retirements are our favorite chaos.